When Life Hands You Lemons...Throw It At Your Husband

A New York Post Column today in Weird But True...Quite Funny

"She's souring on marriage.

A Florida woman was busted for using lemons as a "dangerous" weapon, cops said.

Mandi Valentine, 40, of Boca Raton, bitterly hurled the fruit at her husband's head amid an argument.

The sourpuss hubby called cops, who put the squeeze on her."