R&B can get cheesy at the best of times. But sometimes it can go too far. Take Az Yet’s ‘Last Night’ - which I only knew I had thanks to Apple’s Genius - for example. Here’s the lyrics to the chorus:
Last night I was inside of you
Last night while making love to you
I saw the sun, the moon, the mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you
What? He saw the sun, moon, heaven, mountains and rivers? If you start hallucinating when you have sex, you shouldn’t mention it again, let alone put it in a song. Here’s some more choice lyrics.
Deep in the night, right by the fireside
You felt my candlelight in your soul
You felt incredible, I started to explode
I almost cried cuz it was so beautiful
If hallucinating wasn’t bad enough, this guy calls his penis a candle light. And to top it all off, he cries when he comes. I’m starting to wonder how guys like this got a date in the first place.
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